How many people do we have to sacrifice to turn this doodoo storm around?

How many people do we have to sacrifice to turn this doodoo storm around?


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It depends on whether you're sacrificing to the old or the new gods. The new gods require adulation and great works in their name to quell their rage. The old gods worked on a sliding scale based on the severity of the doodoo storm on a 1 to 10 1 1 2 3 3 12 to 34 depending on proximity to the vernal equinox 4 14 5 19 6 Only 2, but they have to be full to the bursting with goat blood 7 34 8 44 9 56 10 1235


Midsommar vibes